What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:59
True - how I loved my mum!
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What do you mean son?
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Do you know what she said mum?
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.